Lamowk Siguradowng Teypowk!

Bida ang Joy! (in english… Joy is the Protagonist! Cheers!)

Pass this on to anyone who likes sitting out in the evening or when they’re having a cook out.

So you don’t like those pesky mosquitoes, especially now that they have the potential to carry the West Nile Virus? Here’s a tip that was given at a recent gardening forum;

Put some water in a white dinner plate and add a couple drops of lemon Fresh Joy dish detergent. Set the dish on your porch, patio, or other outdoor area. Not sure what attracts them, the lemon smell, the white plate colour, or what, but mosquitoes flock to it, and drop dead shortly after drinking the Lemon Fresh Joy/water mixture, and usually within about 10 feet of the plate. Check this out—it works just super! May seem trivial, but it may help control mosquitoes around your home, especially in the South and elsewhere where the West Nile virus is reaching epidemic proportions in mosquitoes, birds, and humans. Pass it along!!!!!!!!!

dictionary = diksyunaryo

Walang Matigas Na Tinapay Sa Mainit Na Kape = > There’s no hard bread on hot coffee

Masamang Damo = Bad Grass

Pag Oras Mo Na, Oras Mo Na = If its your time, its your time.

Tunay Na Tunay. Gets Mo? Gets Ko! = Very Real. Get it? I get it!

Wala Ka Nang Lupang Tatapakan = You have no more > soil to walk on.

Babangon Ako’t Dudurugin Kita = I will wake up and and I will crush you.

Dumating Ka Lang Ba Para Umalis? = Did you come just to go?

Sana’y Maulit Muli = Hope to Repeat Again

Kung Ayaw Mo Huwag Mo = If You Don’t Like, Don’t You

Isang Bala Ka Lang = You’re One Bullet Only

Abakada… Ina = ABC Mother

Kakaba-kaba kaba? = Nervous-nervous are you?

Oops, Teka Lang Diskarte Ko ‘To = Oops, Wait this

is my tactic!

Sa Huling Paghihintay = In the end of the waiting.

Dahil Mahal Na Mahal Kita = Because Love and Love you

Muling Ibalik Ang Tamis Ng Pag-ibig = Bring back again the sweetness of love.

Walang Karugtong Ang Nakaraan = Theres no connection in the past

Maglulupa Man Ako = If I was the soil man

Pagbabalik Ng Probinsyano = The return of the provinceman

Bihagin Ang Dalagang Ito = Hostage this young girl

May Lamok Sa Loob Ng Kulambo = Theres a mosquito inside the mosquito net

Tulak Ng Bibig, Kabig Ng Dibdib = Push of the Mouth, Pull of the chest

Type Kita Walang Kokontra = You’re my type, dont contradict

Hatiin natin ang ligaya = let’s cut in half the happiness

Tuhog =barbecued

Boy anghel, utak pulboron = Boy angel, with a mind of powdered bulacan sweets

Home Along The Riles = Bahay sa Gilid ng Rails

Oka Tokat = Deracs ma I

=========English to Tagalog=============

Jerry Maguire = Jerry M. Aguirre

X-Men = Mga Dating Lalaki

Silence of the Lambs = Katahimikan ng mga Tupa

Mary Poppins = Maria Putok

The Fast and the Furious = Ang Mabilis at Ang Galit na Galit

Stepmom = Nanay-nanayan

Thin Red Line = Payat, Pulang Linya

Me, Myself, and Irene = Ako, Ako, at si Irene

Babe in the City = Sanggol sa Syudad

Jurassic Park = Sinaunang Luneta

Batman Forever = Taong paniki habang buhay

Lethal Weapon = Makamandag na Armas

Lethal Weapon 2 = Makamandag na Armas Ulit

Lethal Weapon 3 = Makamandag na Armas na Naman

Lethal Weapon 4 = Makamandag na Armas na Talaga

THE LIZARD STORY

This is a true story that happened in Japan.
In order to renovate the house, someone in Japan
tears open the wall.
Japanese houses normally have a hollow space
between the wooden walls.
When tearing down the walls,
he found that there was a lizard stuck there
because
a nail from outside hammered into one of its feet.
He sees this, feels pity, and at the same time
curious, as when he checked the nail,
it was nailed 10 years ago when the house was
first built.
What happened?

The lizard has survived in such position for 10
years!
In a dark wall partition for 10 years without moving,
it is impossible and mind boggling.
Then he wondered how this lizard survived for 10
years
without moving a single step–since its foot was
nailed!

So he stopped his work and observed the lizard,
what it has been doing, and what and how it has
been eating.
Later, not knowing from where it came,
appears another lizard, with food in its mouth.

Ahh! He was stunned and touched deeply.
For the lizard that was stuck by nail,
another lizard has been feeding it for the past 10
years…

Such love, such a beautiful love! Such love
happened even with this tiny
creature … What can love do? It can do wonders!
Love can do miracles!
Imagine? it has been doing that untiringly for 10
long years, without giving up hope on its partner.

Imagine what a small creature can do that a
creature blessed with a brilliant mind can’t.

I was touched when I heard this story and started
wondering about
relationships between family members, friends,
lovers, brothers, sisters.

As information and communication technology
advances,
our access to information becomes faster and
faster.
But the distance between human beings
. . . is it getting closer as well?

Unemployed Graduate

An unemployed graduate woke up one morning and checked his pocket. All he had left was $10. He decided to use it to buy food and then wait for death as he was too proud to go begging. He was frustrated as he could find no job, and nobody was ready to help him.
He bought food and as he sat down to eat, an old man and two little children came along and asked him to help them with food as they had not eaten for almost a week. He looked at them. They were so lean that he could see their bones coming out. Their eyes had gone into the socket.
With the last bit of compassion he had, he gave them the food. The old man and children prayed that God would bless and prosper him and then gave him a very old coin.
The young graduate said to them “you need the prayer more than I do”.
With no money, no job, no food, the young graduate went under the bridge to rest and wait for death. As he was about to sleep, he saw an old newspaper on the ground. He picked it up, and suddenly he saw an ad vertisement for people with old coins to come to a certain address.
He decided to go there with the old coin the old man gave him. On getting to the place, he gave the proprietor the coin. The proprietor screamed, brought out a big book and showed the young graduate a photograph. This same old coin was worth 3 million dollars. The young graduate was overjoyed as the proprietor gave him a bank draft for 3 million dollars within an hour. He collected the Bank Draft and went in search of the old man and little children.
By the time he got to where he left them eating, they had gone. He asked the owner of the canteen if he knew them. He said no but they left a note for you. He quickly opened the note thinking it would lead him to find them.
This is what the note said: “You gave us your all and we have rewarded you back with the coin” Signed God the Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost. 1 Kings 17:10-16; Matthew 11:28-30
Have you given all to Jesus Christ? If you haven’t, do so today and he will surprise you.
PRAYER:
Here is your financial blessing! It’s a simple prayer, you’ve got 30 seconds.
If you need a financial blessing, continue reading this e-mail.
Heavenly Father, most Gracious and Loving God,
I pray to you that you abundantly Bless my family and me. I know that you recognize, that a family is more than just a mother, father, sister, brother, husband and wife, but all Who believe and trust in you.
Father, I send up a prayer request for financial blessing for not only the person who sent this to me, but for Me and all that I have forwarded this message on to. And that the power of joined prayer by those who believe and trust in you is more powerful than anything.
I thank you in advance for your blessings.
Father God, deliver the person reading this right now and those who will read it in the near future from debt and debt burdens. Release your Godly wisdom that I may be a good steward over all that You have given me Father, for I know how wonderful and mighty You are and how if we just obey You and walk in Your word and have the faith of a Mustard seed that You will pour out blessings.
I thank You now Lord for the recent blessings I have received and for the blessings yet to come Because I know You are not done with me yet.
In Jesus name, I pray,
Amen
SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS ESPECIALLY THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU AND YOU WILL BE BLESSED…

Tear Jerker

This will give you the chills……..GOOD chills.

A young man had been to Wednesday night Bible Study.

The Pastor had shared about listening to God and obeying the Lord’s voice.

The young man couldn’t help but wonder, “Does God still speak to people?”

After service he went out with some friends for coffee and pie and they discussed the message.

Several different ones talked about how God had led them in different ways.

It was about ten o’clock when the young man started driving home. Sitting in his car, he just began to pray, “God…If you still speak to

people speak to me. I will listen. I will do my best to obey.”

As he drove down the main street of his town, he had the strangest thought to stop and buy a gallon of milk.

He shook his head and said out loud, “God is that you?” He didn’t get a reply and started on toward home.

But again, the thought, buy a gallon of milk.

The young man thought about Samuel and how he didn’t recognize the voice of God, and how little Samuel ran to Eli.

“Okay, God, in case that is you, I will buy the milk.” It didn’t seem like too hard a test of obedience. He could always use the milk. He stopped and purchased the gallon of milk and started off toward home.

As he passed Seventh Street, he again felt the urge, “Turn Down that street.”

This is crazy he thought and drove on past the intersection.

Again, he felt that he should turn down Seventh Street.

At the next intersection, he turned back and headed down Seventh.

Half jokingly, he said out loud, “Okay, God, I will”.

He drove several blocks, when suddenly, he felt like he should stop. He pulled over to the curb and looked around. He was in semi commercial area of town. It wasn’t the best but it wasn’t the worst of neighborhoods either. The businesses were closed and most of the houses looked dark like the people were already in bed.

Again, he sensed something, “Go and give the milk to the people in the house across the street.” The young man looked at the house. It was dark and it looked like the people were either gone or they were already asleep. He started to open the door and then sat back in the car seat.

“Lord, this is insane. Those people are asleep and if I wake them up, they are going to be mad and I will look stupid.” Again, he felt like he should go and give the milk.

Finally, he opened the door, “Okay God, if this is you, I will go to the door and I will give them the milk. If you want me to look like a crazy person, okay. I want to be obedient. I guess that will count for something but if they don’t answer right away, I am out of here.”

He walked across the street and rang the bell. He could hear some noise inside. A man’s voice yelled out, “Who is it? What do you want?” Then the door opened before the young man could get away.

The man was standing there in his jeans and T-shirt. He looked like he

just got out of bed. He had a strange look on his face and he didn’t seem too happy to have some stranger standing on his doorstep. “What is it?”

The young man thrust out the gallon of milk, “Here, I brought this to you.” The man took the milk and rushed down a hallway.

Then from down the hall came a woman carrying the milk toward the kitchen. The man was following her holding a baby. The baby was crying. The man had tears streaming down his face.

The man began speaking and half crying, “We were just praying. We had some big bills this month and we ran out of money. We didn’t have any milk for our baby. I was just praying and asking God to show me how to get some milk.”

His wife in the kitchen yelled out, “I ask him to send an Angel with some. Are you an Angel?”

The young man reached into his wallet and pulled out all the money he had on him and put in the man’s hand. He turned and walked back toward his car and the tears were streaming down his face.

He knew that God still answers prayers.

THIS IS A SIMPLE TEST….? If you believe that God is alive and well, send this to at least ten people and the person that sent it to you!!!!!!!!

This is so true. Sometimes it’s the simplest things that God asks us to do that cause us, if we are obedient to what He’s asking, to be able to hear. His voice more clear than ever. Please listen, and obey! It will bless you (and the world). Phil 4:13

This is an easy test, you score 100 or zero. It’s your choice.

If you aren’t ashamed to do this, please follow the directions. Jesus

said, “If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father.”

Not ashamed Pass this on