Top 10 Borat Sagdiyev Quotes
10) Jagshemash! My name a Borat. I like you. I like sex, it’s nice. These are my country of a Kazakhstan.
— Presenting his new movie
9) There is one singer called Shakira… sorry I laugh because in Kazakhstan this word means vagina. For example, ‘Can I touch your shakira?’ or ‘I have seen your wife’s shakira, it hangs like the mouth of a tired dog.
— Introducing Gorillaz at the MTV EMAs.
“My mother, she never love me. (Stifled chuckle) She say she wish she was raped by someone else.”
— Talking to a couple of older southern guys.
7) “You mean the person that put plastic fist in my anus is homosexual?”
— Shocked after a wild night.
6) Borat: Your dog is a loser… you are upset?
Dog Show Contestant: No, no. I don’t get upset. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.
Borat: You will put him in a sack in the river?
— At a dog Show.
5) “I say this because, I had a very bad Gypsie attack…they stole my wife, plow… and they touch my horse in a very bad way… he got very depressed.”
— Speaking to an estate agent about a house with a fence
4) “American wine is like Kazahkstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine. “
— Introducing Wine Tasting
3) “My friend, Azamat Bagatov, a giant from Turkmenistan attack him and broke his anus.”
— Telling the self defence teacher about rapes in Kazakhstan
2) “Very nice. How much?”
— Addressing a woman in New York.
1) “Yakshemash! In US and A, if you want to marry a girl, you cannot just go to her father and swap her for 15 gallons of pesticide. Here you have to do something called dating.”
— Introducing the Guide to Dating.
Notables
In Kazachstan we say uhh God, Man, Horse, Dog, then Woman, then Rat, then small kratzoolee.
- Talking about women rights.
“My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.”
- From his movie trailer
“In my country we say to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes.”
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